The French African, Asian, Ute Alliance (FAAUA) continues its bloody house-to-house defense of Clichy-Sous-Bois. After four days of intense combat in the holy city under wood, government forces are no closer to a violent resolution of the conflict.
"We are to die, all uv uzz!" said Armand St. Guerrue, the Mayor of Clichy-Sous-Bois, as he packed his Mercedes full of German pornography and headed for the border.
A FAAUA representative said simply, "no cutting off the current, no peace."
This reporter has covered dozens of conflicts all over the world. I don't think it would be biased of me to say these damn French occupiers need to get off of the land which was lawfully seized by Islamic jihadis, converting parts of France from the Dar-al-Harb to Dar-al-Islam.
Social class and racism has driven these African, Asian, and French Utes to acts of violence. The root causes must be addressed to solve the underlying social problems.
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