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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

WNMCWJD?

What new muscle car would Jesus drive?

The only old one remaining, retro-mod-redone, is the Mustang.

GTO
Challenger
Charger
Camaro/Firebird

To be fair, foreign cars are getting quite muscle car, ah, ey. Some candidates might include the...

Impreza WRX
Evo
350 Z

And so on.

Feel free to be symbolic.

Commuter Cars

The Tango T600 shows one wave of the future.
The Tango is a glimpse into the future of commuting. Lane doubling, lane splitting, and perpendicular parking will become commonplace. Traffic-induced headaches and lost time will fade into the past. No more worries about safety as you're ballasted for flat-out cornering stability and protected by a racing-certified roll cage designed to protect you and your passenger. Park in places you wouldn't even dream of in a Mini Cooper. Emission-free and exciting, the electric Tango T600 is designed to beat most sports cars in the quarter mile with acceleration from 0 to 60 mph in just 4 seconds and a top speed of 150 mph!

1 comment:

lowandslow said...

It's a mute point, everyone knows Jesus is a truck guy. ;)