DNC open letter to our brave soldiers fighting in the wrong war at the wrong place and wrong time

Dear soldier, sailor, airman, Marine, transgender or otherwise,

It has come to our attention here at the DNC that some Americans feel it might not be the wisest course to criticize the war while soldiers are involved in combat overseas. While we are sympathetic to these concerns, we would like to make it clear that we fully support our men, women, and other in the armed forces. Though we feel the war was poorly-planned, badly executed, unnecessary, and has led to at least 1,000,000 dead Iraqi civilians, we have the utmost respect for our troops in the field. Though the war is a terrible mistake, the effort going into this travesty is top-notch.

When Korans are touched, bodies burned, illumination rounds used, or civilians shot, we will always be there to suggest you be charged with war crimes or handcuffed by your chain of command. Rule of law, which only applies to U.S. soldiers, must be upheld in every war zone, especially one where brave Iraqi freedom fighters must remove the heads of those suffering from encephalophilia.

Again, we commend you for your brave service on behalf of the United States in an effort doomed to failure.

Here's your subpoena,
Howard Dean, MD, BDS, STD's